Hurst Centre Badminton Club
Quote of the month
Mike: I've been to a ladyboy show.
Mark: Are you telling me you went to a ladyboy show of your own free will?
Mike: No. I paid to see it.
Kev.E: I read a heated argument on NDBA's Facebook page and Mark's posts seemed rational and he conducted himself with dignity.
Ben L: The "F" key on his laptop must have been broken.
I'm unemployable. I haven't had a proper job for years. I wouldn't give me a job. (Steve - On the joy of being self-employed).
My body is a temple. Now pass me that chocolate cake. (Dave O). Yes Dave... a large structure dedicated to the worship of food. Dave again! Please, someone else say something daft.
Could you make it a bit more family oriented, or tone it down, whatever? You know, like 'Mark said...well, you can guess what he said'. Or something better than that, obviously. (Dave O). Toning Mark down? Not easy, obviously.
You didn't just win, you ..... ..... over and ........ them up the ........ !!! (Mark P, censored). A compliment? Er, thanks Mark. I wouldn't advise a future career in the diplomatic service.