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Safe Behind Bars

The Permanent Inmate The Permanent Inmate
Sausage Bap Refreshments Sausage Bap Refreshments
The Brush-Off Artist The Brush-Off Artist
The Gaffer Taper The Gaffer Taper
The Escape Gnome The Escape Gnome
The Scuffer The Scuffer
The Eloper The Eloper

On Monday 3rd August a motley crew of members were imprisoned at HP Rehabilitation Centre safely away from the general public.  should you recognise any of the inmates, who incidentally were all realeased after completing their sentence, then please thank them for a job well done.  Your slave driving Chairman, Ken.